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How I can help Elizabeth Hurley to realise her dream of mothering an African child

The staff here at Hatman Mansions have brought to my attention a report that British actress and Austin Powers stunner Elizabeth Hurley is on the lookout for a new child to add to her meagre sprog-count of one son (Damian, 8). I think I can help. In fact, sod that, I know I can help. [...]