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Posts Tagged ‘amaonetyre’

Heart & Sole Tour – Day 34: Has anybody seen Seymour?

Hello. We’re in Seymour. Or perhaps not. Confused? Look. We’re either in Seymour, near Seymour or nowhere near Seymour at all. There is also a strong possibility that Seymour doesn’t exist. Our mapbook suggested that we head for Seymour in order to, sometime in the next couple of days, reach Fort Beaufort. That’s in the [...]


The Heartman opens his heart… and puts his original unicycle on auction!

In his first guest post on www.fredhatman.co.za, the official blog of The Heart and Sole Tour, our intrepid unicyclist Geoff “Heartman” Brink opens his heart about his ride so far… and rallies for support from his wellwishers… So we move into the second week of the Heart and Sole Tour. Eish, it feels more like [...]


Heart & Sole Tour – Day 7: mad dogs, a crazy unicyclist… and a totally unhinged paparazzi!

Jack Russells. Amazingness. I’ve always thought them super-intelligent. The sharpest tools in the entire dogbox. Now I must revise my assessment. They’re actually far cleverer than that. If there’s a pattern developing on this crazy unicycling adventure, other than the obvious one of The Heartman furiously pedalling his AmaOneTyre in front of the back-up vehicle [...]


Your private viewing of “Goat Lagoon”, taking the world of aquatic ballet by storm!

And now, for no reason at all other than to pay homage to the sumptuous weather which we on KwaZulu-Natal’s sub-tropical coastline enjoy all-year-round and thus seriously piss off our friends in Cape Town who continue to be deservedly punished by winter’s woes, I bring you some jolly japery from the weekend. The Heartman, my [...]


Heartman: “Have unicycle… will go surfing!”

Dear Hatpeople, if you don’t yet love our Heartman, the amiable nutter who will unicycle (yes, that’s got one wheel) from Durban to Cape Town to raise awareness of landmines, you surely will now. He leaves his surfboard on my verandah here at Hatman Mansions. So he pitches up here the other day, gets himself [...]


Heart & Sole Tour rocks Cape Town and the Daisies… and everybody inbetween!

“They came, they saw, they conquered” is a saying I dreamt up a few years ago while doing the morning crossword on the bog at Hatman Mansions. Yowzerness, you might exclaim in surprise. You didn’t know I do the crossword. Well, what can I say… I’m a man of letters. And you didn’t know that [...]


‘Superhero’ interview with our ‘Heartman’… plus hilarious YouTube vid!

Hatpeople have been reading me banging on and on about Geoff “Heartman” Brink and his nutty unicycle ride across South Africa to raise awareness of the Mineseeker Foundation’s Sole of Africa campaign to rid our planet of landmines. It’s been a continuous cacklestream as we’ve watched Heartman fall off his “AmaOneTyre” machine a thousand times, [...]