Mum juggles octuplets in the park
And you thought you had your hands full? Meet the woman they (that’s the media) are calling “Octomum”.
Too much of babyness. Far too much feedingness. Nappiness overload. I won’t say much more. Don’t need to. You can imagine it for yourself. Take a lookie here…
Yowzers. Do you think they are ever all asleep at the same time?
You have to say Octomum is giving out a pretty chilled vibe. At least for the camera. You had to really look hard to find the eighth baba, hey? And he/she/it doesn’t look overjoyed with the styling arrangement for the picture. Would you? Sibling overload, I’d say. OK. I just want all parents out there to fully absorb this scenario for a minute or so. Breathe. In. Out. In. Out. Good.
Now let the Daily Mail dish the dirt on Nadya Suleman being unemployed, already having six children (that’s Elijah on the left), conceiving this lot after a, cough, small sperm donation, living off welfare… well, you know, the full enchilada… here you go.
PS: Please, Hatpeople, be responsible… do not try this at home.