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Posts Tagged ‘fashion’

Why wearing a live tiger backpack is all the rage this summer!

Newly-appointed Hatman Mansions wildlife correspondent Daryl Balfour has got off to a start of no little brilliantness. He goes off to photograph tigers in the Free State… What? No, not lions. Not leopards. Not cheetahs. Tigers. What? They don’t live in Africa, you say? Well done. But they do now. I’ll tell you how tigers [...]


Fashionwatch: I’m lost in Chictopia

Now, as all Hatpeople know, I take a very keen interest in all matters fashion. Nay, allow me to rephrase that… The Hatman is widely regarded as a renowned arbiter of cutting-edge, street-savvy style. Especially in Umdloti. This is clearly obvious when you drool over the picture below, in which I modelled the Bob’s For [...]


The low-fat fraudulence of Planet Follywood

Dear Hatpeople, may I ask for a moment of your time? Could you please ease your eyes over the following photograph of a woman? OK. What went through your mind? Come on. Keep it real. What response was triggered in your head? “She’s gorgeous”? “She’s fat”? “She’s blonde”? “She’s naked”? Or “She’s blonde, beautiful, naked [...]


How to get yourself shot

1. The above headline is a good example of a misleading and sensationalist headline the media, especially newspapers, uses at whim to draw the reader into the story. Kind of like sticking up a poster of Megan Fox outside an Umbilo brothel. OK. Sorry. I did it. Not the Megan poster. The headline. Shall we [...]