Am I turning into Bushguy?

I was staring at the ocean, camera at the ready for the humpback whale that was scripted in my mind to hurl itself out of the water for photographic capture, when I turned and saw this…

What is that? Who is it?

What is that? Who is it?

Oh, it’s me. Duhness. This is what living the holiday at The Bush Palace does to you. You come over all green. And leafy. And twiggy. I think that I might be turning into The Bushguy.