July 15, 2010 in 2010 World Cup, SA-positive, fredtube
Tags: 2010 World Cup, 67 minutes, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Asamoah Gyan, blog, Boris Johnson, cold turkey, Dodney Doodlebug, Fred Hatman, Genevieve Morton, Genevieve Morton not naked, Ghana v Uruguay, horny, Isidingo, kuduzelas, Leeanda Reddy, macrame, Madikezela, Nelson Mandela, Panini stickers, pap, Peter Greenwall, SA-positive, sex in B-flat, Stanford, The Scrapster, vuvuzelas | 3 Comments »
I don’t know about you but I’ve been flattened since our glorious World Cup came to an earth-shakingly climactic end on Sunday night. Pap. It feels like somebody I really loved has died. No exaggeration. I haven’t blogged in two days. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to write. I’m messed [...]
November 29, 2009 in 2010 World Cup, SA-positive, Uncategorized, fredpix
Tags: Amakhosi, AmaZulu, Byron Hendricks, coffee, Durban, Fifa, Fred Hatman, Germany, hatman, hotdogs, Kaizer Chiefs, Karen Lotter, kuduzelas, Maritzburg United, Moses Mabhida Stadium, SA-positive, Sepp Blatter, Spot-the-Ball, Umdloti, United States, Usuthu, vuvu, vuvuzelas, World Cup 2010 | 8 Comments »
Viva Vuvu! I got my first taste of a crowd vibe at Durban’s uber-glorious Moses Mabhida Stadium at yesterday’s opening match and I was totally blown away. Blown away by the sheer beauty of being in the shiny-new stadium along with about 22,000 fans… and blown away by about half of them blowing their vuvuzelas [...]
July 22, 2009 in 2010 World Cup, Uncategorized
Tags: 2010 World Cup, Borat, Fifa, Guinness Book of Records, Kaizer Chiefs, Kazakhstan, kuduzelas, migraine, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Orlando Pirates, PE, Port Elizabeth, Sepp Blatter, South Africa, The Sowetan, VIP, Vodacom, vuvu, vuvuzelas | No Comments »
It’s not often I say PE (Port Elizabeth, South Africa for my Kazakhstan readers) is the place to be. It is tomorrow. But perhaps not for the elitists who want to take over our 2010 World Cup with their poncy “kuduzelas” (designed to appease non-Africans such as Fifa head honcho Sepp Blatter, who is fretting [...]
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