Right, settle down kids… and stop fidgeting with your iPhone, Elspeth!
Here’s your marine biology lesson for today. And listen up, kidzoids… I’ll be asking questions tomorrow.
I give you two sea creatures. One ugly and as mean as Julius Malema with killer tentacles (note the careful construction of this sentence to avoid accusations of hate speech) and one uber-sweet and happy little fellow (girls, you’ll love “Squiglet”). (more…)